Only in ur....

edited February 2015 in General
SmallChalet gave me the idea through a post in another thread to start this post. So what can you only do in ur?

Only in ur can you get a pickup line from a fruit tree

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  • Only in Ur can you pick some cherries and change them into a banana.
  • Only in Ur could you munch on Purple.
  • Only in Ur do you not know where to get salt
  • Only in Ur is it considered an achievement to jump up and down repeatedly.
  • Only in Ur, do you stand for hours excited to collect bat poo.......... 0.o
  • Only in Ur is it considered acceptable to nibble on pigs.
  • Only in Ur is it considered fun and rewarding to scrape ice (nubbins).
  • Only in Ur can you tune a bubble.
  • Only in Ur is it acceptable to store your livestock on shelves in your house.
  • edited February 2015
    @Scarlett Bearsdale -- wait! where DO you get salt?

    Oh and . . . Only in Ur can you whistle for fireflies.
  • Only in UR can you get ripped off by a living wooden man lady.
  • @ladyceres - thank you! I remembered it after the fact (or rather I was fairly certain I did). Also . . .

    Only in Ur do ginormous emo-bears float!
  • Only in Ur can you find nono in a moon crater O.o
  • Only in Ur can you steal a cauldron from hell.
  • Only in Ur can you "Rub out 11" and have "Happy Endings" without being brought up on charges...
  • Only in Ur can you make fruit with a fruit machine.
    Only in Ur can you turn allspice into all kinds of spice.
    Only in Ur can you gather eggs from an egg plant.
    Only in Ur can you make butter from butterfly milk.
  • Only in Ur can you poke a very stinky cheese and get a small shiny object with no intrinsic value...

    Only in Ur do people use small shiny objects with no intrinsic value to decorate streets.
  • Only in Ur, you can massage butterflies with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can poke stinky cheese with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can throw great parties with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can munch purple flowers with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can smile with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can have no worries with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can scrape barnacles with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can scoop jellisacs with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can nibble piggies with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can race cubimals with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can hunt for ghosts with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can moon bounce with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can run nekkid with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can build memories with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can drink hell wine with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can share fun with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can scratch your butt with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can play crowns with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can overthink a plate of beans with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can triple-jump with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can mine sparkly with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can create dongs with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can caress bananas with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can sniff no-no powder with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can pocket salmen with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can brush foxes with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can run from a hi with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can pet a wood tree with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can are imagined with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can mine in Ajaya Bliss with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can build grave bridges with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can go to hell and come back with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can escape the deimaginator with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can dive off your 3rd story balcony with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can rock out with a sloth with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can spell lyrics with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can harvest bubbles with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can dig for dirt with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can fight off an evil rook with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can squeeze chickens with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can build a tower with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can harvest ice cubes with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can pet flying kittens with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can run from paper thieves with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can plant a garden with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can imagine a world with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can share your stuff with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can go on quests with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can sing to butterflies with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can harvest meat with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can float around with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can get splanked with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can ride subways with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can flatter crabs with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can hunt Easter eggs with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can notice primes with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can get pooped out of a dinosaur with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can teleport with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can crush grapes in Hell with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can play music for crabs with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can jump on rainbows with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can want to stay forever with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can reimagine yourself with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can are absolutely preposterous with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can transmute fruit with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can talk to rocks with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can party on the subway with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can use a high-class hoe with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can fly with rainbow potion with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can rescue pigs with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can swim with salmen with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can smuggle diamonds with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can make backyard hooch with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can profit on guano with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can hike through Hell for a drink with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can ride a piggycorn with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can fly over the moon with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can sleep on a yeti with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can don't have to wear pants with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can party on the moon with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can give random kindness with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can kiss a gorilla with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can pet trees with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can play a conch with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can jump for quoins with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can cuddle Nietzsche with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can build an eternal fireplace with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can shard quoins with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can gather guano with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can earn bacon with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can dress up as a rook with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can stand in the sky with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can hide caterpillars with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can sneeze beans with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can mine naked with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can taste piggy plops with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can get robbed by candy with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can travel by dino guts with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can dig peat with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can radiate with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can talk to trees with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can become a train with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can butter up chickens with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can store meat in a cupboard with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can whistle to fireflies with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can feed bubbles to caterpillars with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can talk to rocks with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can bounce in a cloud with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can pull Ayn Rand's string with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can conga with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can balance pigs on balconies with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can 'Whoops there goes Mr. Jelly' with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can eat cold tacos with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can steal a crab's headphones with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can drop purp with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can harvest egg plants with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can grind allspice into salt with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can find wood trees with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can sprinkle sparkle powder with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can fertilidust trees with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can die while making cheese with friends.
    Only in Ur, you can pour rainbows with friends.
  • Only in Ur can you get really really high on spinach.
  • Only in Ur does your butler call you Madamesir.
  • Only in Ur we are united!
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