Glitchy (Eleveny?) One Liners!

Liza Throttlebottom

Give me your best glitchy one liner! They can be bad puns, quirky pick up lines, or even knock knock jokes! (I'm being generous with the term one-liner )

This is my contribution, maybe not the best but I'm sure you all are more creative: Are you a butterfly? Because I can promise you a Happy Ending.

EiraFae

Are you this game? Because you're absolutely preposterous.
(heh i suck)

Scarlett Bearsdale

I might be a piggy because if you nibbled me, you'd be getting all my meat.

Scarlett Bearsdale

Is this an enchanted forest because I'm getting a huge load of wood in here.

awesome sauce

I'd splank that on your groddle bottom

Supershero

Paraphrasing: "When I grow old, I shall eat purple and learn to spit."

Supershero

My darling, you are as precious and rare as a wood tree.

EiraFae

@Supershero that's so cute ;_; and we were all going the naughty route

ghost777

prisencolinensinainciusol listen to this every day ,came from Glitch forum. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5b78s_prisencolinensinainciusol_fun

Liza Throttlebottom

Oh my god. I'm afraid I don't understand, though I DO remember it from the forums!

Ann DramaDuh

If you'll be Roobrik, Jal be Rasana.

Grime

These are lovely. xD

Scarlett Bearsdale

I'd like to explore you for hidden areas

coolbetty

"I like big quoins and I cannot lie!" - NutMeg Botwin

Liza Throttlebottom

Oh my gosh, coolbetty, I love that one : )

Star

I Lobe you!!! (Who remembers this? anybody?)

Ann DramaDuh

"Knock, knock."
Who's there?
"Balzare."
Balzare who?
"Balzare better than a dong."

Ariaste

A classic from the piggies: "BAM! Hot meat injection straight into your bag!"